we're blogging at a bar
how can u be prego again
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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