he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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