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i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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