when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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