We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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