dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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