i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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