is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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