they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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