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(301): View more from Maryland

i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.

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(585): View more from New York

just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises

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(802): View more from Vermont

Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade

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(206): View more from Washington

When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.

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(512): View more from Texas

Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.

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