I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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