butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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