Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
