super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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