question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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