On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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