going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
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