its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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