How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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