Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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