He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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