So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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