Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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