Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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