You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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