But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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