in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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