do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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