i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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