whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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