is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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