i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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