dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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