She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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