I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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