what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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