And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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