think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
So many bounce houses so little time
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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