THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
So vagazzling was a success
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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