so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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