If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Never underestimate the power of titties
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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