just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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