This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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