He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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