well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
there is glitter all over my balls
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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