There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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