gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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