Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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