Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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