ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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