sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
