thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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