can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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