I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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