There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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