Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Rumble strips road head = magical
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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