Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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